Let me get this straight. You took the worst 18 months of my life and turned it into a "once upon a time" joke? Is that correct?

I'm disappointed, truly. That's the most creative thing you could come up with? Well then. Nothing to do about it now. But I'll be watching you, count on that. That aside, what are your intentions? There has been decades since my show ended and now you're taking me up? What am I supposed to do here? I'm a detective. Not a doll to play house with. Get your priorities in order, and find me something meaningful.

1996... time does fly huh? Almost 30 years now. Well, an anniversary might just be in order.

Yo, PLAYER. I appreciate the hard work you've been puttin' and all but I uh... well...I dunno how ta tell you this, but can ya focus on someone else? There's plenty'a others! Like that alien guy! Or that inventor gal?

...no? You're determined to ship me off?

At least my Pokemon'll be with me but this still bites, just so y'know!!

let me get this straight.

[dead eyed stare.]

You have - only the vaguest idea of what you're doing but an extreme desperate desire to try and help people because you think that it's going to help you ... what. Feel better? Because you're sad about some painful thing you experienced and you want to try and get those feelings out? You want to do something? Have some fun?

[very, very quietly.]

You sound like me.

Sure. Fine.
It's better than my current situation. And it will get you to shut up about my current situation.